カズログ「歯医者に行って来ました」/KAZ LOG, "DENTIST!" (Pixiv Fanbox)

数日前から左奥の奥歯に違和感がありまして……😅。

「これは虫歯が出来たか⁉」と大慌てて歯医者に行って来ました。

結果としては別に虫歯でも何でもなくて、歯茎が少し炎症しかかってるとのこと。薬を入れてもらって無事終了。様子見で来週もう一度歯医者には行きますが……。

実は元々歯がスーパーウルトラ滅茶苦茶弱い人なので、虫歯にならないように日々かなり注意してはいるのです💦　ところが昔々は自分のそういう体質がよく分かって無くて常に虫歯に悩まされておりました。しかも！子供の頃から変わった歯医者さんに治療されることばかりで……。

一番最初、幼稚園の頃にかかった歯医者さんは元軍医でして（まだまだそういう時代だったんですって😆）、幼稚園児相手に怒鳴り散らしてどっか行っちゃう(爆)。その後いくつか歯医者を渡り歩くのち、小学校から中学校時代にずーっと世話になった歯医者さんがいまして。でも、社会人になって判明したんですがその歯医者さん……無免許だったんです(笑)。そんなことってある？？？？？って感じですが、世の中まだまだそんなことがまかり通るニッポンだったわけです(笑)。その後も設備と外見はすごい立派だけど、実は腕は相当ダメダメな歯医者さんに関わり合うことになったり（後年、別の歯医者に行く度に「これ…………ホントにちゃんとした歯科医が治療したんですか……？ホントですか……？」と疑りぶかーい目をされる始末……😅　さすがに本気で無免許歯科医に二度も遭遇したとは思いたくないです💦）。他にも「そんな歯科医が⁉」という面白遭遇エピソードはつきません、えへん😅。

ぐぬぬ、できればこれ以上歯を悪くすることなく、どうにかやってゆきたいものです。

I’ve been feeling something a little "off" with my back left molar for the past few days... 😅 I panicked, thinking, "Oh no! Is this a cavity!?" and rushed straight to a dentist. Then, it turned out to be a false alarm—no cavity or anything. Apparently, the gums were just starting to get a little inflamed. They applied some medicine, and I was good to go. I do have to go back next week for a follow-up, though...

Actually, my teeth have always been super-ultra-unbelievably weak, so I’m usually extremely careful about preventing cavities 💦. But back in the day, I didn’t really realize just how prone I was, so I was constantly struggling with tooth decay.

On top of that! Since I was a kid, I’ve had a string of really bizarre dentists... My very first dentist, back when I was in kindergarten, was a former army doctor of WWII (apparently, it was still that kind of era! 😆). He would actually scream at a kindergartner and then just storm off! Can you believe that? (lol)

After trying out a few others, I found one I went to all through elementary and junior high school. But get this—after I started working, I found out that he was actually... unlicensed! (lol)

You might be thinking, "Is that even possible?????" but I guess that was the kind of thing you could still get away with in Japan back then (lol).

Later on, I ended up seeing a dentist whose clinic looked fancy and had amazing equipment, but his actual skills were terrible... (Years later, every time I went to a new dentist, they’d look at my teeth with suspicion and ask, "Um... did a real dentist actually do this work? Are you sure??" ...I really don't want to believe I ran into an unlicensed dentist twice! 😅) I have plenty of other "You call that a dentist!?" horror stories, but I'll stop there. Ahem 😅.

Ugh... anyway, I really just want to get by without my teeth getting any worse than they already are.