Never Met a Cock I Didn't Like (Pixiv Fanbox)

(Commissioned by Werenimal.)

"Counselor's log, stardate 41905.5...

I just finished a session with Lt. Yar and Dr. Crusher. I voiced my concern about their relationship and the potential precariousness of their professionalism. Let's just say they made a very convincing counterargument!

However, now I worry what may happen should they develop relations with other crew members. The Enterprise's infrastructure wasn't designed to accommodate nine-foot-tall Amazons, after all. Starfleet may need to assign another doctor to our ship to help Dr. Crusher mitigate the infectious nature of her and Lt. Yar's semen. I'll be discussing this with Capt. Picard soon."