Alex's SOUR GRAPS: SmackDown 7/11 | Friday Night's Lame Event (Patreon)

Jelly Roll has lost so much weight, he's gonna have to change his name to something like "Fruit Salad" or "Half a Bagel with Non-Fat Cream Cheese."

The newly-svelte country crooner has a program building with Logan Paul for SummerSlam, and if that doesn't tell you all you need to know about how WWE views "professional wrestling", then I don't know what would.

Also, The Wyatts are the new tag champs, and other unfortunate things happened, too.

Everything sucks. Let's talk about it.

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