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Prompt Poll #137

  • Harry/Fleur one shot 169
  • Harry/Daphne crack fic 199
  • Centaur Harry one shot 68
  • 2026-05-15
  • 436 votes
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First off, I'd just like to thank everyone who offered their condolences this week. Your comments were deeply touching and I appreciate them more than i could say. Thank you.

Here we are with the hundred and thirty-seventh weekly poll.

Harry Potter - new one shot - Following the end of the tournament, Fleur, grateful to Harry for how he saved her during the final task, invites him to stay for a week with her family in France, something he immediately takes her up on, unaware of just how incredible his stay is going to be.

Harry Potter - new one shot - When Daphne's father, furious at her spending habits, decides to cut her off for a while to teach her a lesson, she decides to get him back by getting a job in the muggle world. The first place she stumbles into is the first English Hooters (that actually exists, I was surprised too) and, thinking that muggle culture must just be like that, decides to bite the bullet and apply for a job. All goes well, but when Harry Potter stops in for a bite, she goes from being mortified at the idea of being recognized by him to furious when he doesn't, sparking something she never could have seen coming.

Harry Potter - new one shot - Harry defeated Voldemort in the final battle, but he did not come out of it unscathed. Turned into a centaur by the lunatic’s final curse, he and his friends franticly search for a cure. Eventually Hermione finds one, though she can hardly believe it. The curse can be undone through a ritual which needs two major components, it must be done in the open under a full moon, and he must have sex with seven women to complete it. Hermione automatically volunteers, as does Ginny, but he’s surprised to Luna, Lavender, Susan, Hannah, and Daphne sign on as well.

Comments

Kasimir III

Uhh 👀 Difficult decision between the Harry/Daphne crack fic and Harry centaur one shot 👀

GrandAdmiral627

Ha and here I thought Susan boobs I mean bones will be better suited for a English Hooters But Daphne is pretty good as well. To be honest I actually like both of them equally. It’s really like trying to pick your two favorite foods and not being able to figure out which one you actually want

Voivode_Writer

Being clueless enough to think that all muggle culture is like that honestly fits a Slytherin pureblood better, IMO, or at least, the comedic potential of that works better for one. Plus, Daphne's usually written as being pretty buxom too.

Mandragoran

I’m shocked the Harry/Fleur one is winning. I feel like that exact scenario has been written a hundred times by other people

esotericaeonica

The mental image of Daphne trying to work at Hooters is hysterical. I really hope that one wins.

Brian Jordan

Tomorrow, Tomorrow, there's always tomorrow.. Be patient.

Brian Jordan

That it has been done before is a consideration but trust in what this particular author may do with it is also a factor.