The Dream Machine (Patreon)

Having trouble getting your nightly rest? Worry no more. Our revolutionary machine renders and manipulates your REM state so you can not only rest deeply and sound, but have the most amazing dreams ever. Try it out now! Talk to your doctor. It’s a completely safe and tested machine and you’ll be in no way used as a guinea pig so we can see if it works correctly. Whatever weird dreams it might create are your responsibility.