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Ea-Nasir Sells You Shady Copper (Exclusive) (Patreon)

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2025-11-30 22:55:21
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2026-11-04 20:47:59
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You are looking for some high quality copper to buy and you hear of a well-known copper salesman named Ea-Nasir. He agrees to meet with you in a particular alley to make the sale.

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Ea-Nasir Sells You Shady Copper (Patreon Exclusive)

Comments

ParBro

Been voting for this every time it comes up and haven’t watched yet but the facial hair is already showing I was making the right choice lmao

softlygaloshes

I look forward to seeing if it's up to par, bro 😁

Monty

Warming up my stylus and brushing up on my Sumerian cuneiform, just in case.

Rolling Thunder

I first heard about Ea-Nasir and Nanni a few years ago when the cuniform tablet was given the title of "world's oldest customer complaint". As someone who studied ancient near east history in college I loved how this story really helped humanize people from the past. Afterall, who hasn't had a bad experience with a seller for one reason or another? Thanks Bekah for making this humorous version of a truly ancient story!

softlygaloshes

Always happy to provide perfect and indisputable historical accuracy 😁

Rolling Thunder

I've never heard ancient Babylonian spoken so well. But then again I've never heard ancient Babylonian spoken at all! There were a couple of points there where you sounded a little bit like the Swedish Chef. Not sure about the linquistic connection of Babylonian and Swedish. 😆

softlygaloshes

I don't recall ever watching swedish chef so maybe he's copying me 👀

YJNexus

Woke up, checked my phone, saw the notification for this and got the biggest grin on my face. 10/10 concept and execution, thanks for your work Beckah 🔥

Steven McKneeven

Tell Ea-Nașir: Nanni saynds the folloowing messayage:

Alex

im so happy you did this, its so good. no clue what this accent is but its hilarious

softlygaloshes

It's a perfectly executed accent, I promise 👁️👄👁️

Derek34

I find the accent very tingly, maybe because parts are soft spoken / whispering.

Alex

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