This Is Not a Five Star Cat (Patreon)

Dearest Patrons,

Thanks to those of you who reached out, worrying I might have been scooped up by yet another nations' intelligence services. The truth is much more boring (we got sick and had to rewrite a script last minute). But we're back, and excited to talk about an island we knew little about before arriving on its shores. An island that like many, we feel more people should know the history of.

So without further ado: Goodbye Micronesia, hello Mediterranean!

The next few episodes are set in Crete, Greece - an island absolutely littered in stray cats. And so we thought a good way to cleanse the new season palate would be a very stupid episode about the fickleness of fame, and all the cats we ignore.

Long live five star Naomi: https://maps.app.goo.gl/nv3MTVqSTwTeBUaD8

Love as always,
Evan (and Kata)