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The Best Way to Enslave a Dolphin (Patreon)

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2019-11-30 19:00:26

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2026-06

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This episode is about aquariums, because I was at an aquarium.

I feel almost incapable of not mentioning that the best part of the aquarium was the goats. Every day you could come around at a certain time and they'd let you take them for a walk. And there's no world in which I don't want to take a random goat for a walk.

I should also probably mention for legal reasons that there are no names this week because this specific video is not (supposed to be) a commercial entity. If it runs ads and the aquarium sees it, I dunno, they might get angry. So I decided to avoid that fate as best as possible this week for all of us.

As always, thank you!

Evan and Kata

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The Best Way to Enslave a Dolphin

This episode is about aquariums, because I was at an aquarium. I want to mention that the best part of the aquarium was the goats. They're not exactly normal aquarium fare. Every day you could come around at a certain time and they'd let you take them for a walk. And there's no world in which I don't want to take a random goat for a walk. I should also probably mention for legal reasons that there are no names this week because this specific video is not a commercial entity. It runs no ads, it creates no revenue. Simply put, leave me be, aquarium people.