Distracted Genie (Patreon)

What I told the Genie was...
“I didn’t want to have to be a pianist!”

But my magical piano compulsion played while I talked, drowning me out.

What the Genie apparently heard was,

“I don’t want to have a penis”

I explained his mistake.

He apologized, took away the piano compulsion, said that was my 3rd wish and vanished, leaving me stuck like this.