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Armed with a wonky potion and some strong spirits, Snape and Morvan tackle their marital obligations with as much grace as the situation allows for. Which isn't a lot. Between the sofa and an overly cheerful compliance log, they both learn that there may be something even worse than forced intimacy: realizing they might actually enjoy it.

Next episode: 3. Absence makes the spell grow stronger

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May

I’m first AHHHHHH

James 🖤

You ☝🏻 are a marvel

dany_capricorn

You have no idea how much i need this right now. Bless you!❤️

Microlulu

I laughed at the back and forth between the two 🤣 that was great 🥰

Riri

Loved that he’s carrying the burden of chugging the contraception - finally, a man who’s not leaving the side effects entirely up to her🫶✨

Nyx

Love it. Grim and good

Salome

That was so much fun, good God 😂🖤🫠

Allison

"Need a map?" And "Would you like a helping hand?" I love how catty they are

Hussy Mine

That compliance spell. Already has him leaving a space in the bed. It's going to have him chasing her all over Hogwarts lol.

TMD

Elements of this episode put me in mind of a Saturday night, an ex-boyfriend, and an MG Midget. Good times, but yes, Sev, silence can be golden and a bed is better.

Dawn Norton

Oh I am really liking this series

Darling

The more miserable he is the more hilarious he gets. They are both try so hard to hate what they are doing. Busted!!! They liked it. Listening to his moans while committing the”Act” was pretty sexy. Glad they got through the first awkward time.

Darling

Severus Snape, Sex God Snape: “ All right! Let’s get this over with. I haven’t got all day!” 🤭

Kimberly

I love both of these new story lines so much! Thanks for sharing your work!

Lauren

I love the humor in this story. Their banter is on par with their sexual tension

Sandy Clarke

This story line is great! The fact that Severus is so conflicted. He is miserable about the situation but his body still reacts favorably to hers. She liked it more than she is willing to admit. Hilarious, dark Rom-Com!!!

AJ

This was so good! I’m loving this story thus far! Keep up the great penmanship !! You have pure talent!

Margaret Kinnaman

I think I'm going to like the story a whole lot more than I thought I would. Severus was such a horned dog and the teacher's pet series and yet here in this series so far at least he's miserable and not only miserable but hilariously so the banter between the two is priceless

Vanessa90 ▕⃝⃤

You just made my day and week, girl, thank you. 😍🥰 Have a great week, princess and thank you for your hard work and the stories you creat. 💚❤️🥰🫂

Purwoof

As always this is excellent. You never let us down! Love the banter and the moans. Really looking forward to more! 🫠

Kiki

Oh that was brilliant! Haven't had that much fun in days. Thank you, I needed this. ❤️😊

BrattyMermaid84

I love this story. This episode in particular. Great work as always, doll face.

Siren

Omg episode 2 is here *squeals* you made my day 😭 I’ve been thinking about this story since you first posted. I’m so excited to listen omg. I’m shaking like a chihuahua right now 🤣

Siren

Omg I can’t wait for episode 3. I thought I was ready for the awkwardness between them 🫣 this is so good. I’m so freaking invested!!! You are amazing! 🥹

TMD

Assuming that’s not a GoT pun I’m too obtuse for, I’ve misplaced both the car and the ex-boyfriend… but I’d do it again for the right guy, even if it is an awful lot like sex in a steamer trunk. 🧳

Stef

Loved it ! How I love mortified Severus 🤗 Great humour, love the "structural integrity" audit of the desk bit 🤣 ! And the noises....oh God the noises he makes 🫣😍

Heather Ruiz

"Need a map?" Hahaha! I laughed so hard at that part. I absolutely love the humor in this storyline 🤣

Delkin

So many good cheeky remarks! I love all of them! I could of used some of those in my younger years. Lmao

Michelle

This was sooo good, I loved the awkwardness between them. So real. Excellent work, can't wait for their next...encounter!!! 😏

Kathrin Conrad

Since my English isn't that good, I find it difficult to understand the audio in places 😭 I would be very happy to have a written version so I can read along, so I can have the parts I don't understand translated 🥹😍

Amanda

This is so hot 🔥 I love how conflicted he is 🤭

Rosesandmilk

I felt that moment when they both said “screw it, we can be loud and enjoy whatever we can get from it, might as well.”

Benevolent Voice

Well- I'm here from YouTube, slave of the Snape audio smut... have no mercy on me. Lmao

Tye Green

I'm anxiously awaiting more of this one tbh 🤤

Amelia

I do believe that this is my favorite storyline of yours so far ❤️