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This was an April fools joke.

Hello everyone!

Who's that pokemon? Wait, wrong meme.

Today I'm happy to announce a new main character will be joining the cast!

I know, I know, some other girls like Autumn need more content, but I can't possibly be spread too thin, right? The more the merrier!

This character will be unlike any other main character in the game, for reasons I will discuss soon. You could sort of think of her like a Hero Class in World of Warcraft.

I think you already know who it is. Black hair, glasses, not much content, consecutively high on the polls, and highly requested for content.

That's right, it's...

Kali's Dad!

This sexy young lady is very experienced, and her main theme will be femdom content. She's far more experienced than all of the other girls combined. Here are some of what you'll get right at the start with this new character.

All stats are max!

Nobody likes grinding, so all of Kali's Dad's stats are 999 by default.

Nothing's off the table!

All of Kali's Dad's sexual content will also be available from the start. You'll no longer need to actually get to know this character to fuck her!

Female ++

Not only will Kali's Dad have boobjobs, anal, vaginal, and more. She'll also be able to give it to you!

 This was an April fools joke. 

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Big Vest

This is the best thing I never knew I needed.

Kaoz

This, I need this.

RonnyO

Just the thought of getting a boobjob from Kali's Dad gave me 0======#3

R246

It's april 2nd here :P

Simon Bach Bjerring

Will there be a cheat to turn every character into Kali's dad? I feel like that's really what the game needs

Jota

It's a joke right?

SolemnDaze

change the name of the game to daddy's hotel

Runey

On today? Of all days?

Jota

good joke LOL

Braxsis

Bahaha Runey. 😆🤣💀

geemergary

I began reading this post genuinely interested and excited. About halfway through I remembered what day is it...

Terry Kimble

Love this game for sure, updates are always awesome..and since you mentioned it I have to ask, do you play World of Warcraft then? Been playing since the beginning :)

Runey

Of course! I got into it pretty late with 6 months left inside Pandaria. But I've played it ever since! Monk Orc

Jota

It would be good if the android had a 2B suit by Nier Automata

Terry Kimble

I've been playing forever it seems, I do have a couple Orcs, I play both sides on different realms. Currently have 6 maxed toons. Glad to hear you like it :)

Runey

I've got 7 ;) (As of Legion anyway, I can't be bothered on BfA

Terry Kimble

I had a lot of maxed prior to BFA, seems slower going since the newest..getting bored faster anymore doing the same quests, I do a lot of older raids to get achievements and rewards that go with them. Ever play Runescape Runey?

Runey

Nope, I've never really played Runescape

Baku K

Oh my god.... Yeah!! 😆

Nymourious

was thinking it was gonna be Juliet haha. You sneaky

Nymourious

was thinking it was gonna be Juliet haha. You sneaky

xyzxyz

So it's a dad joke? :) (sorry)

darlic

10/10 for imagination

Milan

When will v0.7 come out?

Lewis Mackenzie

Hey runey do you still play world of warcraft i do as well

Tupac

I love how u had to put the 'this was an April fool's joke.' how many people did u piss off

Runey

Not much lately with BfA. Just trying to get Zandalari Trolls.

Milan

When will v0.7 come out?

Annabel Tokiwa

I'm down for him to come onto the scene

Scy7h3

Runey, in Lin's description shouldn't it be pleasure you instead of please her you.... :p

Y-J.K

Gay? Ang?

Scy7h3

NP, thanks for the dope game :D