BONUS! Sailor Kid (Patreon)

This kid was more memorable than the other three this week, so he felt worthy of inclusion here, although I was surprised to discover he doesn't get a line, excluding him from a valued and coveted numbered entry.

The moment is a reference to the famous V-J Day in Times Square photo. Honestly, this moment in which a random dude kisses a random lady without consent kinda...sucks, so let's not delve further into it. At least Lisa gets a good slap in, giving this kid a classic twister-mouth:

This post is part of my "Every Simpsons Character Ever" series. For a list of my rules in this project, click here.