BONUS! Tranq Lady (Patreon)

Although she has no lines, this is the lady that finally fells Homer in the chaos. The man from Monday's entry appears to call her by name, although I have listened to the clip roughly 1000 times and I cannot clearly tell what it is. Frinkiac seems to think it is Johnson, but to my ear it doesn't sound like that.

Our old friends at the Simpsons wiki seem to think her name is Kirst, and that the hat man is her husband, neither of which I can find evidence for:

And this transcript I found avoids the issue completely:

If you have any useful information regarding this woman's name, please make yourself known, I am offering a reward of zero dollars (and zero cents.)

This post is part of my "Every Simpsons Character Ever" series. For a list of my rules in this project, click here.