Idle Bumper, 2019-2020 (Patreon)

"Bro! BRO! Check out my racing jacket! Cool, huh? It cost me a pretty penny..."

There's science nerds, Star Trek nerds, gaming nerds... All kinds of nerds! But have you ever seen a car nerd?

While he doesn't know a great deal about the mechanics behind them, Bumper's lifelong dream is being a real, reputable racer. Living his life on the road, clad in biker gear, polishing his motorcycle, his quad, his sports car... A real jet set life. Of course, he's not quite there yet!

He's very enthusiastic about Formula 1 racing, he's met a couple athletes and got their autographs... But by far, his most prized possession (other than his bike and his quad) is a full racing jumpsuit he bought in an online auction for 8 grand.

"And just so you know, bro, that was a once-in-a-lifetime BARGAIN! That's SUPER cheap!"