Badgers Fear Water (Patreon)

His friends nagged him for days, and days, trying to get him to come along to the beach. When he finally caved in, he insisted on keeping his tank top on... even though no one argued back."I just don't wanna get my fur sunburnt, bro! I hate sunscreen..."All was fun and good while he was peeking at his friends underwater, but once he stood up...(Also throwing in some naughtier versions... Shhh!)