Ask the Crew! [Conker] (Patreon)

You've heard all about the gang, but now it's time to ask them whatever's on your mind! Or just... say something at them, and see how they react! Most questions will get a reply, but the best ones may get a drawing alongside them!

This week's quizzee is Conker! Everyone, give a big round of applause to our returning star!

Applause rouses from backstage, but no one walks on stage.
The curtains get beat and tossed around as something brews backstage...

Come on out, Conker! Everyone's dying to see you!

A plump red squirrel finally stumbles on stage - thrown on stage, one might say.
He struggles to stand up on his feet. It's clear he's had a drink or two...

"Shh-shut... Get your hands off me!
I'm fine, damnit..."

He finally gets a good look at his audience.
His expression mellows out a bit, but he's still... inebriated.
He suppresses a burp, then holds on to the microphone stand.

"Ugh..."

"Look, don't fuckin' judsge me.
No one told me I wan... I was doing this stupid thing..."

"Name's Conker. I'm... -hic-
I'm... Conker.
... I don't know what the hell else I'm s'pposed to say."

"Just shoot your damn questions, or whatevrrs..."