Ask the Crew! [Drumstick] (Patreon)

You've heard all about the gang, but now it's time to ask them whatever's on your mind! Or just... say something at them, and see how they react! Most questions will get a reply, but the best ones may get a drawing alongside them!

This week's quizzee is Drumstick! Here he comes!

"Oh yeah! Hellooooo world!
..."

What sounded like applause was actually curtains clacking in the back of the room.
Someone dutifully closes the windows.

"Well.
Hey, is this an AA meeting for deceased monks? Talk about dead silence!!"

Dead silence indeed.

"Aaaaaany-hoo...
My name's Andrew! Not Drumstick, I kid you not!
I know the guy before said 'Drumstick', but he's an asshole. Don't listen to him."

"I'm 36, AND...! Er, I'm... also single!
I'm the happy dad of one, troublemaking little girl!
Birds, you know how they are... Well, how WE are!"

"I'd love to talk about her, but... she made me promise I wouldn't.
... I told her, 'Daddy's not good with promises, kid!'
And then she smacked me. That's why I'm red in the face. Can't you tell!
I tells ya, it's hard bein' a dad these days!"