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Ask the Crew! [Pipsy] (Patreon)

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2024-08-07 21:00:02
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2026-06
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You've heard all about the gang, but now it's time to ask them whatever's on your mind! Or just... say something at them, and see how they react! Most questions will get a reply, but the best ones may get a drawing alongside them!

This week's quizzee is Pipsy! Come say hi to your fans, girl!

"Pipsy walks on the stage... dressed cleanly, with her hair flowing as it trails behind her."

"... Oh. I guess I wasn't supposed to say that part out loud."

Just... read what's inside the quotes.

"Woo! Okay! All right, take 2.
Here we go!"

"'Hello, my name is Piper... But my real name is...'
No, that's not right. 'My name is Pipsy, but my real name is Piper.'
Kinda weird to say my nickname first..."

"Um... There's no more quotes after this.
..."

"Hey! Yo! Haha...
I'm a girl! Big deal, the only girl in the group! Single, and all that..."

"Why is it that I'm the only girl, actually? Are girls that rare, or something?
Not that I'm complaining. I mean I had the girls' restrooms all to myself back then..."

"Is it okay that I'm ad libbing? It just feels weird to leave it, like... empty silence.
... Empty... space-like silence."

"Honestly, ask me anything.
I don't even care if it's personal...
... I sound completely manic, don't I. Stop overthinking it, Piper!"

Comments

SUPEREEVEEMASTER

As the only girl in the group, what is something you wish the guys could better understand about you/girls in general?

HolloNut
>>145918258

P: "(Disclaimer, don't take this the wrong way!! I'm not mad, I just get it a lot!) So... I think the main thing I get is that everyone thinks I have the ability to represent all women. Yes, I'm the only girl in the group, but I'm not the 'girl rep'. Don't ask me for gospel about how every other girl out there feels about something. I'm just ME. Like, there's stuff I like that most other girls will hate – we're all different! I love spiders, and my friends disagree. I hate makeup, and my friends disagree. I had a girlfriend who got breast implants, and I was just like... I liked you better before. You know, I'd rather be the 'mouse rep', if anything. Ask me mouse questions, I'd love to answer them! At least if I'm wrong, I won't upset half of the world, haha."

HolloNut
>>145918258

P: "On a completely different note, some guys in the group are way too scared of touching me, it feels. I don't get it, we're really good friends! Do they think I'm made of glass, or that I have a car alarm built in? Like, Banjo sees everyone and he bro-hugs them, but when he sees me, I just get a regular hug. I want a bro-hug too, goddamnit! I'm not on a hug diet! I'm taking Banjo as an example, but everyone does it. I love being hugged or cuddled, or tickled... Honestly! Maybe just go easy on my hair, because it takes a while to get it to look right."

Tsarin
>>145918258

That can be tricky! A lot of people worry about causing a problem in some way and hold themselves back more than is really needed. Make sure to tell them how much you like hugs now and then and hopefully they'll loosen up more!

SpellCatty

Hey Pipsy! What's the craziest prank you've ever pulled? Ever seen any of the other guys naked (besides Krunch and Diddy)? Is it speciest if somebody assumes you enjoy cheese and/or other cheese products?

SUPEREEVEEMASTER

I love your varying hairstyles. What's your favorite?

Squil

Do you love Conker?

HolloNut
>>163866436

"Prank... Prank, me? I don't really play pranks on people... I guess there's the one time I put nail polish on Krunch's toes while he was sleeping. Turns out he liked it... so that kinda backfired. If anything, I'd say people play pranks on ME. Especially at my old job, at this... old-fashioned law office. It was pretty creepy, to be honest - that's why I left. Like, one morning I came at my desk and found someone's underwear. And they were like "Oh geez, I wonder who did it huh-huh can you guess who~~". I burnt it in front of them, we had to evacuate... Okay, so maybe I got *fired* from that job. Maybe I didn't mention that part. At the same time, I'm not mad I did, because even if I like a little... gossip at work, that was just too far. Way too far. You don't see ME stuff my panties in people's drawers!"

HolloNut
>>163866436

"Well, yeah... Krunch, I saw naked a couple times, because we weren't banging with the lights off, ha ha~ Diddy... true, everyone saw him naked back then because he's... Diddy. He kept running around and dropping his pants for no goddamn reason. I *think* Conker showed off one time back then too, but I wasn't there when it happened. ... That said, keep this to yourself, but... I'm secretly hoping to get a nude drawing of each of these guys. I already have a bunch of Krunch from way back when, but I need a new drawing of him too. I feel like Diddy and Tiptup would be the easiest to get a drawing from... (Tiptup's so cute~ And Diddy's crazy about me for some reason.) Timber, and Banjo... and Bumper... I think those guys are gonna need some warming up. I'm trying to think how I could convince them..."

HolloNut
>>163866436

"It totally is. Like, don't mind that Banjo loves honey, and Conker likes nuts... And Diddy likes bananas and peanuts... Okay, see. Drumstick likes eggs! Do chickens like eggs? Isn't that, like... It's ass backwards, is what I'm saying. ... I guess Tiptup likes veggies. I don't even know what Timber likes, but he probably likes steak... Um... Do badgers like junk food? But YES, it is 'speciest', or racist, or... you know. Foodist. I WILL say that I do like cheese... (Especially the melty kinds... Uuhhhh~) ... But. Um. N-Not ALL mice like cheese!"

HolloNut
>>163866754

"I guess? I like him, I'm sure of that, but... love him? I'll love him when he caves in and lets me cuddle his tail. Goddamnit, why does he have to keep it all to himself like that! My tail's scrawny and boring, and his is... it's... lush, and bushy, and... I want it, okay! I love Conker's tail."

SUPEREEVEEMASTER

You must switch bodies with one of the guys for a day (Freaky Friday style). Who are you switching with and why?