"You work on cars. What is your dream ride?" (Patreon)

K: "1971 Hemi 'Cuda, no doubt about it. I saw that car when I was a kid, I knew that was for me. I saw one when I was at a DIY car... competition, or whatever it was. Real beauty, knock-you-down stunnin'. Looked just like this one, but lime green... Couldn't touch it or ride it, 'course. I was dyin' to.

'Cept... Ain't no way I'm gonna afford one, ever. Them's some expensive collection cars. An' then, I think if I did get one... I'd be too scared to break it. Can't have the cake an' eat it too, like they say. So... pro'bly better off without it, huh."

He lets out a lovesick sigh, indulging his mind in all sorts of car-related fantasies.