"Do you like, think of exercising at all?" (Patreon)

Drumstick: "Ouch! In front of everyone...?"

Bumper: "Wh...I-I mean... Yeah?? I exercice a lot!I got a gym subscription, bro. I go there, like... every week! (Well, sometimes I skip a week, just because... y'know, life.)But, I can probably bench you, bro. I can bench 450 pounds!!"

Timber: "Really? You should show us, sometime."

Bumper: "What, you think I'm lying? I'm stronger than I look!I know I'm a little apple-shaped, but don't get any wild idea that this is all fat and no muscle... Not even close!"

Timber: "N-Not at all! I just think that's impressive.I go to the gym every Tuesday and Thursday, and I can assure you I can't bench more than 275 lbs, no matter hard I try."

Bumper: "Heh... You need more muscle mass, bro."

Timber: "I suppose I have more of a runner's build... I usually run for an hour straight when I'm training."

Bumper: "... You implying I can't run?"

Conker: "Everyone knows you can't run for more than 10 seconds, Bumper."