Waiting to Die - Unaired 2009 CBS Pilot (Patreon)

Best friends/roommates Jeff (Josh Lawson) and Lonnie (T.J. Miller, yes...that one) don't do much of anything - literally. Except for doing the bare minimum at their jobs at Nutridome, the guys' ambitions are limited to playing "Rock Band," drinking beer and watching UFC on pay-per-view. They've decided to do the absolute least that society asks of them. To call them an inspiration doesn't begin to describe their passion and determination for the perfect seat on the couch.