Beach Bum (A fitness influencer gets ahold of a speedo that promises an "Instant BBL". But on the beach, it works a little too well.)7
“No doggy bags” (An amazing restaurant offers huge portions… but no takeaway boxes)12
My Strange Craving (An episode of a TV show about weird addictions hosts a binge eater, and goades him into indulging on live TV)3
"Say Cheese!" (A notoriously fat-phobic photographer gets cursed, so every time he takes a photo, his tummy gets stuffed with cheese)8
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