Resolution's Conclusions (Your Resolution was to lose weight... but your personal trainer finds you at a fast food joint, and isn't happy)10
La-Z-Boy (The story of an armchair salesman whose clients seem to miraculously get as soft as their sofas)14
New Job: Candy Disposer (Your new Grocery Store job seems promising! Where do they put all that left-over Holiday Candy? Answer: In you.)6
Theme Park Pig (You visit a theme park with a feeder and are getting a bit full of the midway. Public humiliation, stuffing)10
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Happy January!I have a few new options for you this month, as well as some returning favorites!-JS
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