Porkbarrel Spending (A handsome, but homophobic politician takes a swing at a local feeder group. But winds up their blackmailed piglet)6
The Fat-Boy-Filter (A famous influencer tries out the new trendy "Fat Filter" on his TikTok, but realizes it's not going away...)14
Fitness Falls (A utopian town where everyone is extremely fit gets a fast food joint. And it's population is growing...)7
Parade Blimp (A man tries to fuck with the famous Thanksgiving Day Parade, and is met with ballooning prospects. Air Inflation, humiliation)3
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