Porkbarrel Spending (A handsome, but homophobic politician takes a swing at a local feeder group. But winds up their blackmailed piglet)13
The Ballet Blow Up (The story of a ballet dancer with a huge role who winds up piling on pounds over the holidays)8
Fitness Falls (A utopian town where everyone is extremely fit gets a fast food joint. And it's population is growing...)8
Bag Will Inflate (A man on a flight makes a lot of trouble, and finds himself hooked up to the oxygen mask. *Air Inflation*)5
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