Kegged (A hipster craft beer brewer finds that after sampling a beer starter, his belly begins to produce rich, delicious beer.)5
Food Baby (A toxic man makes fun of his pregnant wife's growing body, and finds himself blowing up to match)2
The Boss's Kid (A mob boss hires a body guard to protect his adult son, but when he's paid off, his boy begins to blow up)18
The Pride Blimp (A homophobic internet troll transforms into an obese himbo, obsessed with sex and getting fat)4
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