The Pride Blimp (A homophobic internet troll transforms into an obese himbo, obsessed with sex and getting fat)8
The Party Piñata (While working a birthday party, a party planner finds himself accidentally filled with candy from the auto-piñata filler)11
Kegged (A hipster craft beer brewer finds that after sampling a beer starter, his belly begins to produce rich, delicious beer.)5
Take me out to the Ball Gut (A cocky baseball player refuses to represent a "woke" beer brand, and blows up on live television)7
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