Take me out to the Ball Gut (A cocky baseball player refuses to represent a "woke" beer brand, and blows up on live television)19
My Strange Craving (An episode of a TV show about weird addictions hosts a binge eater, and goades him into indulging on live TV)7
Kegged (A hipster craft beer brewer finds that after sampling a beer starter, his belly begins to produce rich, delicious beer.)11
The Emperor's New Growth (An emperor's mage casts a spell to conceal the lord's obesity, but it only works on him, and nobody else)0
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