Kegged (A hipster craft beer brewer finds that after sampling a beer starter, his belly begins to produce rich, delicious beer.)7
The Emperor's New Growth (An emperor's mage casts a spell to conceal the lord's obesity, but it only works on him, and nobody else)4
My Strange Craving (An episode of a TV show about weird addictions hosts a binge eater, and goades him into indulging on live TV)2
Brain Freeze* (A jock tastes some ice cream that slows his brain to a crawl, but speeds up his appetite. *Himbo*)22
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