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January 2024 Porker Poll

  • Kegged (A hipster craft beer brewer finds that after sampling a beer starter, his belly begins to produce rich, delicious beer.) 7
  • The Emperor's New Growth (An emperor's mage casts a spell to conceal the lord's obesity, but it only works on him, and nobody else) 4
  • My Strange Craving (An episode of a TV show about weird addictions hosts a binge eater, and goades him into indulging on live TV) 2
  • Brain Freeze* (A jock tastes some ice cream that slows his brain to a crawl, but speeds up his appetite. *Himbo*) 22
  • 2024-01-03
  • —2024-01-10
  • 35 votes
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It's a new year, and a new opportunity to get all huffy with more stories about fattening men.

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