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Happy Valentina's Day! (Patreon)

Published:
2025-02-15 05:52:41
Edited:
2025-05-09 04:51:49
Imported:
2026-06
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POV: You let her stay over for the night, but she drinks all the beer in your refrigerator and uses your shower, so you never reply to any of her texts anymore.

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Vinuscar

Valentina, my love, she can't do anything to make me not text her back. She's too wonderful especially noticing how much I piss.

Rowan Hawthorpe

This is not a problem for me because I don't drink beer, so any cans she found are someone else's problem. I'm more concerned why she thinks I'm frying chicken in the bathroom. That's just unsanitary, that is.

Valvary

Counterpoint: worth it if I can smash

Rowan Hawthorpe
>>164784069

Probably, yeah. It's nothing I can't gaslight gatekeep girl boss my way out of if someone tries to cause a problem

Joseph Guerra

I do sound like I'm frying chicken in there, yes

SuuSuuka

Spoilers it’s a clay bath filled with multicoloured clay

Bigsmile

But Valentina, you took over my kitchen to make tonsa red chili! Where else am I gonna fry my chicken??

Silver

I just need her hand.. To hold..

NeoTorchwick

Thats when you hit her back with the ol’ “You sounded like you also fried chicken earlier”

SAVE CROW

I DIDNT KNOW SMOLL TOROS ARE MAKING THEIR OWN BEER

Enhe

Wife

Shy_

I don’t know what she’s saying but I don’t drink so she can have it all

Khorrin

uuuuuuuu sloppy beer makeout sesh uuuuuuuu