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First day in the den of delinquents. Who're you befriending?

(Great Maw-san sure looks familiar. Hi've got a feeling some of you might pay no mind to it, though.)

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Rowan Hawthorpe

I get that some people insist that there are high-school girls who are mature enough to date, but I'm pretty sure they aren't supposed to be in their forties mature.

Vinuscar

I would like to get to know Great Maw-san better, should I ask her if she'd like to go to a buffet together?

Herobrine

Never heard of spider god before where are they from

Loremaster of Sotek

It's the full SMASH EM GITS (Major) God lineup! The Feaster From Beyond (which is actually the Spider God) of the Fantast Forest Goblin tribes. A deeply mysterious entity so beyond the comprehension of mortals that the only way to communicate with her is through getting MESSED UP on Spider Venom and doing essentially a hallucinagenic interpretive dance. Da Bad Moon (also 'Moonlights', pun intended, as the God of the Beastmen, Morrslieb! Did you know she spat out a Warpstone egg that her son, Moonclaw, was born from? There's even the Great Maw! The God of the Ogres and the Great Devourer who originally was a cursed Warpstone Meteor (allegedly and totally not a horrible Tyranid-like organism mutated by Magic and Worship) and she ALSO has a daughter! The father is RUMORED to be Sol, the sun itself! Her kiddo is the Fire Mouth, a big Ole volcano that if you please her, she is said to grant you such power over fire that you can even drink lava! Always love to see the Fantasy Gods turn up!

Magnus

Spider God-san has gained a new follower today

dale

MAW! MAW! MAW! MAW! MAW! MAW!

Bigsmile

Bad Moon chan is totally the kingpin drug dealer of the Gorkamorka crew, she da master mind

Mr Ziiz

As a loyal servant of Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...