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The friend market (Patreon)

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2025-11-19 14:28:37
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2025-11
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Sometimes after a particularly great harvest, Small Toras see fit to put up willing frens for adoption. All proceeds go straight towards ranch upkeep.

Wouldn't you support them for a good cause? You may adopt any fren(s) you wish.

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TheLord999

Ah~ they’re sooooo cute !

Notsicks

The rules are never split up a fren pair and never buy only one fren as having two frens are better than one. With that in mind- oh dear. They're all frens. Well better buy em all to be safe! We stan baby broccolini in this household I rep that shit fr.

joseph_cri

I love it, I'm taking three new friends with me

RoyalJoker

I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!!!

shenzyro

I'll take them all and I'll even take the secret stash I KNOW you have back there

Sledgehammer

Gonna build the fellowship of the Frens and go on adventure.

SAVE CROW

IM GONNA MAKE THEM A LITTLE GARDEN TO PLAY IN

Herobrine

How much for the one selling

Seal

What's the shelf life for them like? 3 weeks?

Jaimas

The Tora I gave the Super Tomatoes to gave me a Purple Fren this week. I'm trying not to read too deeply into it. He *really* likes harvesting Greyeb though.

Bob Bob

How much for the fluffy one on the pillow?

Crazy Arik

So many cute frens! Eeny meeny, money... all of them!

Aaron Moore

They are all so adorable, I can't decide!

Grimgard Bullwork

I'll take that suspiciously green one, they look alright!

Hado

I'll empty my bank account for you small tora.

Bees of War

>You have adopted two new frens for $1 each. As soon as you resume your perusal of the bazaar, you come across a Small Tora with very long limbs and a sign that reads "Uppies $2" >Your two new frens grow fervently excited and vigorously bounce and yip and stare pleadingly into your sympathetic eyes. "Uppies!" they cheer. And uppies they shall have. You hand over $8 so each of your new frens can have two uppies. After all, why not spoil them on this special day? >The thrilling experience of uppies seems to have satisfied your grateful new frens, and you're ready to be underway once again. From the corner of your eye you spy an understated sandwich board and tense your muscles to quicken the pace. Almost before your nerves can carry the signal from your brain to the rest of your body, the frens have snapped out of their sleepy state, bouncing and pointing and begging. "Warm Hugs $3 ~Fresh~". >You watch as a Small Tora slides a pizza paddle into a hand-built stone oven and pulls out another Small Tora, gently glowing from the stored heat, and the glowing Small Tora wraps their arms around another patron, firm but gentle, the softest hug you could ever imagine. You open your mouth to ask your new frens if they'd like one only to realize you are already handing $12 to the Small Tora. >The hugs have lulled your sweet new frens into a state between wake and sleep. They struggle to keep their eyes open. As they fall asleep, they cling to you more tightly, trusting that you will keep them safe. You are frens, almost like family. >You can almost hear their eyes shoot open. But why, what stirred them to attention?? Your gaze darts around, you crane your neck in either direction. And then it hits you. The banner. What else could it be? "Skydiving Lessons $399". A Small Tora wearing a parachute locks eyes with you and joyfully waves. Your new frens have more energy than before, growing more insistent, rubbing up against your face, pressing into your cheeks and cheering together. >The hatch swings shut with a squeak and a clang, and you read the sign on the big steel box one more time. "FREN DONATIONS | FREE FREN DROPBOX". You brush your hands off and finally make your way out of the bustling bazaar. >The Small Tora fren vendor sits on their empty blanket and calmly glances at their Small Tora pocket watch. A low and distant clatter can be heard. The sound of a vacuum. The clatter grows louder. The Small Tora puts away their Small Tora pocket watch. A brass tube above the Small Tora oscillates and takes a beat before two polite POPs, and your frens cheerfully drop onto the old blanket. Right on time.

Kekada

I'll take every fren you got!!!

Bigsmile

But, I aint got no tomato farm 🥺, how give good home with limited tomaters?

Rya31

...I feel a little mean saying I'll adopt the piggybank...

Shy_

Can I buy the small tora?

DescendedAngel

Small tora of the woods photo shoot tomorrow?