Go Into Debt For Me (Patreon)

I really couldn't care less about the fact that you can't afford to be sending me this much money... In fact, it kinda makes me happy, in a way. So why don't you be a good boy and just go into debt so you can keep funding my lifestyle? I don't care if you have to max out credit cards or borrow money from friends and family, if you want to keep me then show me how much I mean to you!