Saving a Hiker With My Pee (Patreon)

OMG!! I came over here through these bushes because I wanted to find a place to pee and I never expected to find an injured hiker! I can’t believe you’ve been here for three days since that storm rolled through and no one has been out here. I have zero cell service so I’m going to have to run back to my car and call 911 for help. But I am also terribly worried that you are going to croak from dehydration before help gets here! There is um, only one solution here… I have already drank all my water, but I did say I needed to pee. I know it’s awkward, but I am going to have to pee in your mouth and have you swallow it to make sure you’ll survive!