Investigated In Public! (Patreon)

I have had a lot of reports of a concealed weapon and you seem to be the person they are describing! As far as I can tell, you have a bulge under that skirt that does look mighty suspicious. How about a strip search to discover that you have been crossdressing and that bulge is a hidden cock! Since I must make sure that everything is in working order, how about I handcuff you to this post, out in public, and do a thorough search! I’ll just casually anally probe you and do a cavity search as well, it definitely isn’t because I want to make you cum here on the street!