This Week’s Gooning: (09/14/26 - 09/20/26) (Patreon)

Hi Gooners! How is everyone feeling? Pretty brainwashed, huh? This week you will listen to Lesson 22: Your New Full-Time Job while you are watching your favorite porn. Instead of just giving you a set amount of porn hours to reach, I want to give you the opportunity to beat your longest consecutive goon session. Gooner, I am not just talking about if you have gone multiple days without cumming, I am talking about hours spent watching porn with no more than a 30 minute break. Gooner, I am talking about hours spent in the true goon-trance state. Let’s say your longest session ever recorded is 8 consecutive hours, this week I want you to reach 9 hours. If you cannot beat your record this week, I am requiring that you spend a total amount of 40 total hours watching and edging to porn. Do you think you can beat your single consecutive gooning record? Or are you just going to surrender and accept porn as your new 40 hour work week?

After you listen to your lesson, reaffirm your love for porn with the affirmations on this week’s Wall of porn - Conditioner. You need louder porn, you need more stimulating porn, you need more screens. Obey me, your Goddess Hannah and submit to the Goon Indoctrination. 

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