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April 2026 3-Minute Wing-It Survey (Patreon)

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2026-04-02 04:40:47
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2026-09
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It's April, Spring is here, and I completely biffed getting a survey up in March due to various delays and bits of chaos. So I'm doubling up for April. That could mean making sure I do at least 2 prompts, or could mean filling a prompt that's extra long, depending on what comes in. I'll see where the inspiration takes us!

Comment on this post with a description of a short, voice-only  audio you'd like to hear me improvise this month. Give as much or as  little info as you want, and I'll go from there.

You can also submit a ~300-word script for me to read if that's more your style. And if you want to stay private, you can message me your idea/prompt/script and say you wish to remain anonymous. You can also resubmit an idea that didn't get chosen before. Usually ideas only get missed because there's only so much room/time along with what gets faves and such, and I may go for it the next time around.

Because of April Fools, I'm thinking of pranks and trickery as a possible jumping off point for ideas. Give me your scenarios that involve someone being duped, possibly a prank gone wrong, just about anything that fits that. Of course, as always, you can also toss out any idea and see if it's the one that makes it!

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KinkyMouseyMagical

I’m currently in a mood for a date with King K Rool, the big fat kremling king with a big round golden belly so here it is: You stroll through the Kremling castle, finalizing your surprise Valentine dinner date for your massive golden-bellied lover, King K Rool. Meanwhile, he dismisses his court to hide his thunderous stomach growls—deep, gurgling rumbles that grow louder and more desperate with hunger. Entering the throne room, a massive growl startles you. After his initial denial, he admits his hunger. You comfort him with soothing belly rubs, massages, and caresses, easing his discomfort. He groans in pleasure, urging you to continue. Flustered and aroused by the sounds, you press your ear against his golden belly, shivering in bliss as you listen intently. Noticing this, he chuckles teasingly, hugging your head tighter to amplify the symphony. He suggests you record the noises with your headset; you eagerly agree, cherishing the idea. As his hunger intensifies, he grows cranky, lashing out slightly. You check on the chefs—they’ve finished—and urge them to set up on the rooftop. Returning, you announce the news, surprising him; he grumbles but follows. En route, his belly growls nonstop, rippling with each rumble. You blush, watching in awe; he teases by slapping and drumming his belly, though it offers little relief. At the rooftop, a romantic setup awaits: candlelit table with a gigantic banana-flavored buffet—breakfasts, lunches, dinners, snacks, desserts, and drinks. He stares in awe, salivating as his stomach roars beastly. You explain: you’ve missed secret dates, so you planned this with chefs’ help, making excuses to keep it hidden. Touched, he thanks you warmly, embracing you. You sit; he devours ravenously, chewing gluttonously, swallowing huge bites, burping and belching gas, patting his belly. You eat lightly, mesmerized by the display. By the end, he’s severely overstuffed, belly enormous and spherical, hiccuping and burping. He shows off, rubbing, slapping, drumming, shaking it, teasing you as you adore every moment. You lead him to the secret royal hot spring, shedding armor. You blush at his truly huge rotund belly. He teases sensually, drumming, rubbing, slapping, heaving and dropping it. Pinning you, he squishes and wiggles his gurgling belly against you dominantly. Exhausted from the fun, you head to your private chambers for wild, passionate sex—he dominates as top, fucking you while looking at your face. PS: Use the approximation from Smash Bros. grunts voice for this please

Zakkuriah19

For an April Fools idea how about a classic fake first date where the pred is humoring the prey listener when they asked to go out on a date with them using the opportunity to eat out at a fancy restaurant and squeeze out every last drop of cash just to sasiate his hunger and as soon as the prey listener runs out of money the pred then eats him whole and just to rub salt in the wound mocks him cruely saying that he n was never interested in him in the first place but that he'll make a nice layer of fat on his midsection. (Bonus if they prey is actually still into him despite being eaten)