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Thank you to everyone who participated! Here are the winning quotes: RAY: "I left my other sunglasses on Pam Bondi's desk, I promise."BO SAVAGE: "100% California Compliant"ERIC ALGER: "Captain's log: Day 444. Still maintaining overwatch in the Sunglass Nebula."ANTHONY: "Can I bring my friend? He's chill."SCOTT DEYANGER: "Is it just me, or do these glasses make your nipples hard?" (Most upvoted)JESSE BARTON: "Shawnicles of Riddick"RYAN TURNER: "When you're 90% dad mode, 10% secret agent-but 100% not buying those glasses."TYSON EVANS: "Hand over all of your Helium-3."

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ArrrGarr

"Can I bring my friend? He's chill." Haha hilarious

Nathan Sisson

Congratulations guys! Awesome quotes.

CB Phantom

THOSE ARE AWESOME!!! Congrats

Amanda H

On Pam Bondi’s desk 😂😭

Zac

Great choices

Tom

Rigged. Did you see what happened to the "winners" in Running Man?

Colleen Nobbs

Pretty funny stuff….well done!

DJ

Got roasted heavy

Frank Bright

When your NVGs are in the shop, but you still gotta see through bullshit at 30,000 feet.

Ryan Turner

How will we claim? Very greatful! ❤️

Jerry Parker

Star Track crew looking at the younger generation......?

Bo Savage

How do we claim? Super awesome! Made my weekend to find out. Very much appreciated!