Giveaway Winners! (Patreon)

Thank you to everyone who participated in this week’s giveaways!

The entire team had a great time reading through all of the hilarious entries for the Romeo-X Giveaway. The Glacier Giveaway was just as competitive, and choosing only one winner was no easy task.

Because there were so many great submissions, we’ve decided to recognize several honorable mentions from both giveaways. Each honorable mention will receive a bag of gummy bears!We will reach out to all winners Via DM here on Patreon next week!

Winner of the Glacier Lifetime Membership Giveaway:Wendy Barron - "I am retired law enforcement and always worry about one of the "bad guys" finding my location. This app would help me stay a little more anonymous."- It was incredibly difficult to choose a winner for this challenge. Ultimately, the overwhelming popularity of this entry and Robert the Texan’s comment helped us make the final decision.Honorable Mentions:Dawn Virginia, Brandon Roden, Nikki, Valerie M, Scott, Warpig, Ian Lane.Most Liked Comment: Robert the Texan - "I don’t deserve it more than anyone who needs it, but the last time I won something was 1976 and it was a Kodak camera with that square flash cube thing on top that would melt half the bulbs. That’s my sob story, sad because it’s true and it’s pathetic. I vote for Wendy because she’s prior Po-Po and she was first. And I like a Wendy's frosty (chocolate)."

Winner Of the Sig Sauer Romeo-X Enclosed Pro:Adam Watt's - "The main thing a Shawn Ryan Show guest needs to prepare for: how to make SURE they don't look disappointed on camera when, instead of Shawn saying "So, I got a friend over at Sig... he throws a bag of gummy bears at them. INNER DIALOG OF GUEST: "Ok just smile and be SUPER thankful for the $10 worth of candy…... and don't cry about the fact that I didn't get the $1500+ prestige firearm, from perhaps the coolest gun company ever... stare at the gummy bears, hide the pain.... smile... be EXTRA thankful for the gummy bears... thank him again.... laugh and make a joke about the legal in all 50 states thing.... dammit I wanted a gun.... dammit, I should've been a Seal.... dammmmmmmitmiit....". OUTER DIALOG: "Oh what? Yeah, I was born in a small town in...."- The amount of laughs this gave the entire team this week solidified this response as the ultimate winner!Honorable Mentions:Brian Morrissey, Thomas W, Janet, Nicholas Ambrosini, MrBirns, Alex, Aaron Cox.Most Liked Comment: Thomas W - "So I got a friend over at Sig… his name is Jason, he’s the VP of Marketing. I asked for a Romeo-X Enclosed Pro. He laughed, told me to quit asking for handouts, and sent me here."