Midnight Pals: Watchers (Patreon)

AM Shine: check this out, ishana night shyamalan is gonna retell my watchers story Ishana Night Shyamalan: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the watchers Barker: is there a twist Shyamalan: i'm not my dad Shyamalan: i'm my own person

Shyamalan: i'm not just the daughter of the twist director guy Shyamalan: i am my own individual Shyamalan: with my own directorial voice and style, damnit! Barker: yeah but Barker: c'mon there's a twist right Poe: clive let her tell the story

Shyamalan: so this woman gets lost in the woods while trying to deliver a parrot AM Shine: yes yes the yellow one Shyamalan: yes that one, darwin AM Shine: whoa whoa WHOA Shine: WHOA Shine: hold on a second here Shine: who's darwin? Shyamalan: that's the parrot

Shine: you gave the yellow one a name? Shyamalan: yes, as part of my unique directorial vision, separate from my father, i gave the parrot a name Shine: you gave the yellow one a name?! Barker: oh my god Barker: what a twist!! Poe: clive stop being an asshole

Shyamalan: the woman gets trapped in a bunker deep in the woods, at the mercy of mysterious otherworldly creatures intent on studying her for unknowable reasons of their own Shyamalan: the question is... can she survive... can she escape? Shine: why does the parrot have a name

Shyamalan: look the parrot just has a name now, we're moving on Shine: the yellow one was a perfectly good way to refer to a parrot Shyamalan: WE'RE MOVING ON Shine: Shine: [muttering] a perfectly good way to refer to a parrot

Shyamalan: they're trapped in this bunker, surrounded by monsters, with no food Barker: i have a question Shyamalan: is it about the parrot Barker: yes its about the parrot Shyamalan: they're not gonna eat the parrot Shyamalan: why would you even think that

Barker: well i was just thinking Barker: eating the parrot would be a pretty good twist Shyamalan: Shyamalan: fuck you Barker: ah ha ha Koontz: oh i hope they don't eat the parrot! Shyamalan: darwin is fine, dean Shine: you mean the yellow one Shyamalan: HIS NAME IS DARWIN NOW