Midnight Pals: Pickles (Patreon)
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Zach Cregger: big news, everyone! King: oh! are you doing another Barbarian movie? Cregger: bigger than that! Cregger: grillos pickles come in a screw top jar now!!! King: oh nice that's way more convenient
Cregger: check it out! Off! [removes top from pickle tub] Cregger: And on! [replaces top on pickle tub] Cregger: it's so easy! Cregger: way better than trying to jam a butter knife under a plastic tab
Cregger: i tell you, this screw top technology is going to revolutionize the entire pickle industry Cregger: soon all the pickles will be doing it Cregger: i predict that you won't be able to buy a pickle that doesn't come in a screw top container Cregger: the future is now
King: so did you have a story to tell Cregger: no i just wanted to mention this pickle thing Cregger: i just think it's really cool King: well i'm not arguing with that