Midnight Pals: The Great Games (Patreon)

JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i'm VERY concerned about the olympicssss Clive Barker: oh you found a new interest? that's nice Stephen King: i didn't know you followed the olympics! Rowling: I do now that TRANSS WOMEN ARE INVOLVED Barker: so you didn't find a new interestKing: i don't think any trans women are involved in the olympics actually joanneRowling: then I'll just have to make sssome up!Barker: does everything have to be about the trans womenRowling: YESSRowling: YESS IT DOESSSRowling: i'm very concerned about thisss boxing matchRowling: SUPPOSEDLY two women were boxingRowling: but the winner? obviously secretly a manBarker: how do you figure?Rowling: DUH, cuz she wonRowling: clearly the winner in thiss boxing match can't be a BIOLOGICAL womanRowling: look at the factsssRowling: a woman is weak, pathetic, feeble-mindedRowling: in all waysss, inferior to a manRowling: there'sss no way a woman could winRowling: sssee, a woman isn't defined by her genitalsss or her chromosssomesssRowling: but rather by the inescapable ssstench of failureRowling: thiss iss feminissm, by the wayMary Shelley: sup fuckers?Rowling: i was explaining how women are weak and patheticShelley: couldn't be meRowling: well you just don't underssstand feminissmShelley: yeah i fuckin doRowling: wow, mary, you ssay that with ssuchRowling: ssusspicioussly unladylike confidence Rowling: hand me my sspeculum, i need to check ssomethingShelley: [flipping switchblade] back the fuck upRowling: you all defy me? yet i am the only one who can define what a woman isssPatricia Highsmith: i canHighsmith: see, ya take a pinch of wiggles, a smidge of jiggles, and a dusting of gigglesHighsmith: set the oven to HOTHighsmith: and you got yourself a real hotsy totsy Highsmith: Out she comes piping hot, a real boom boom McWow Wow!Highsmith: there ain't nothin' like a dame!Edward Lee: you said it bro!Rowling: YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDRowling: some of these so-called lady athletes?Rowling: not very traditionally feminine!Barker: damn what a shockerRowling: i'm not doneRowling: and ssome of themRowling: i know we're all thinking it, i'm just gonna come out and ssay itRowling: ssome of themRowling: rather sswarthyKing: i was definitely not thinking thatLovecraft: i was thinking thatLovecraft: i don't get this whole trans thing Lovecraft: honestly, i usually think you're talking about transnistrians Lovecraft: which i believe are a kind of slav Lovecraft: but this racism thing? i could be on board with that Rowling: Finally! Ssomeone who talkss ssensse!