Midnight Pals: The black lord (Patreon)

Colin Hinckley: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the back lord Hinckley: what if there was a monster in the woods behind your house Hinckley: and it wanted to eat... YOUR SON???? Stephen King: no! King: not my boy joe! King: anything but that

King: if some eldritch elder god monster tried to eat my precious baby joe, i would fuckin' kill that monster! Barker: oh how you gonna kill a monster huh steve? with a gun? Hinckley: actually Barker: Barker: no way Brian Lumley: yeah! pow! bam! right between the eyes!

King: listen, clive, i would die for my boy joe King: you'll understand when you have kids of your own King: there's nothing more precious to me than my son joe Barker: what about owen? King: who? Barker: owen Barker: your other son King: oh! owen! right, right! King: King: i'm aware of his work

Hinckley: there's this family stalked by an eldritch baby-eating monster from the woods Hinckley: but the monster is actually the family's grandfather! King: wow! i bet family holidays are REAL awkward in that household! King: ha ha cuz King: cuz ha ha Barker: yeah we all get it steve

Hinckley: you know how it is with families Hinckley: every family's got that one relative who's a baby eating eldritch god King: oh yeah yeah don't get me started on that! Barker: yeah very relatable Poe: i know how that is Lovecraft: of course Koontz: yeah totes

Hinckley: of course if you don't have a baby eating eldritch god in your family Hinckley: it probably means that YOU'RE the baby eating eldritch god Stephen Gresham: couldn't be me Gresham: it just couldn't Barker: always the one you least suspect huh? Gresham: that's not funny!

Hinckley: now this eldritch monster Hinckley: the important thing about it is that it looks almost lupine Hinckley: that's real important, so let me say that again Koontz: what's lupine mean? Hinckley: it means like a wolf Koontz: a wolf is a kind of dog :) Hinckley: no dean we're not doing that