Midnight Pals: Tenebous at 3 (Patreon)

Matt Blairstone: i'm matt blairstone of tenebrous pressBlairstone: publisher of such quality literature as split screamBlairstone: featuring bitter karella's The Ballad of Horse GirlBlairstone: available where ever fine books are soldKing: sorry, what was that name again?King: i forgotBlairstone: it's bitter karellaBlairstone: B-I-T-T...

Blairstone: a lot of people know us mostly as the publisher of Bitter Karella's the Ballad of Horse girlBlairstone: but in 3 years Tenebrous Press has published plenty of other fine horror literatureBlairstone: like the anthology Your Body is Not Your Body, featuring Bitter Karella's The Divine CarcassBlairstone: and the Brave New Weird anthology, featuring Bitter Karella's Low Tide Jenny

Blairstone: i'm matt blairstone and this is my associate alex woodroeBlairstone: an authentic Romanian croneKing: kind of young for a crone isn't she?Blairstone: oh it's state of mindAlex Woodroe: i cast the evil eye upon you, nenorocit

King: tell us more about tenebrous pressBlairstone: well it's an indie press dedicated to all that's weirdWoodroe: foolish youth hold your tongue!Woodroe: these occult secrets are not for the ears of ignorant outsiders!Woodroe: begone, outsider! your kind isn't welcome here!

King: look i'm just trying to get some service at this mysterious roadside inn at the edge of the dark woodsKing: and it's almost like you don't want my businessWoodroe: in old country, we chase you with pitchfork mob for less than this!

King: fine maybe i'll just be on my wayWoodroe: leave but be ye warned!Woodroe: stay off the moors!Woodroe: stray not from the road!Woodroe: don't go into the deep dark forest!Woodroe: and stay away from the mysterious castle!King: that's a lot to rememberKing: i'd better write this down

Blairstone: can you believe that we've been publishing fine horror such as Bitter KArella's The Ballad of Horse Girl for 3 years now?Blairstone: where does the time go?Alex Woodroe: only in america!Woodroe: what a country!Woodroe: in America, you find partyWoodroe: in soviet Romania, party find you! Woodroe: [turning to camera] the fun fact is that pigs, like humans, can get sunburned

Blairstone: wow! 3 years! can you believe it?Woodroe: in romania, we mark occasion by sacrifice of the cockerel and eating of the turnipWoodroe: we thank president Dracula for our good fortuneWoodroe: and vice president FrankensteinWoodroe: and speaker of the house wolfmanBlairstone: i'm learning so much

Blairstone: of course in 3 years we've published other thingsBlairstone: like colin Hinkley's the black lordBlairstone: about an eldritch god in the woods menacing an innocent familyWoodroe: in old country, is documentary filmed in real time as it happen

Blairstone: and Anthony Engebretson's lumberjack Blairstone: about a lumberjack who's a real fuck upEngebretson: he's also dealing with this evil impEngebretson: but yeah also he's a fuck upWoodroe: in America, you jack lumberWoodroe: in old country, lumber jack you!

King: wow it sounds like you've got some real WEIRD literature there!Jeff Vandermeer: did someone say... WEIRDDDDDD??Blairstone: That's right! there's so many weird and unusual booksBlairstone: and its all happening right now...Woodroe: at tenebrous press!

In all seriousness, Tenebrous Press is doing incredible work on the indie horror scene and, if you haven't read their offerings, you owe it to yourself to take a gander over at https://tenebrouspress.com/. My very first story ever published was The Divine Carcass in Tenebrous' Your Body is Not Your Body, and I would not be where I am today had it not been for Tenebrous. Go see what weirdness they've got cooked up for their three year anniversary!