Midnight Pals: Harry Potter Day (Patreon)

Stephen King: happy harry potter day everyone!Barker: whatKing: today is the day that we remember all the brave souls who lay done their lives for the battle of hogwartsBarker:Barker: what

King: ok lookKing: i know that JK Rowling's kinda problematic these daysBarker: uh huhKing: but not even JK Rowling can ruin my enjoyment of Harry Potter day!Barker: oh i bet she'll try

King: but see if we just separate art from artistKing: and i mean it's not like she's right here being transphobic in our facesJK Rowling: hello childrenKing: oh goddamnit

King: hey joanne are you ready for harry potter day?Rowling: what?King: you know, harry potter dayKing: the day that we celebrate your great work-Rowling: i'm over thatRowling: i'm really too busssy with the transsphobia to think about that anymore

JK Rowling: i'm really mad at these back ssstabbing colleaguesss who signed a letter sssupporting transss rightsBarker: what, you mean the children who were in your movie 20 years ago?Rowling:Rowling: yesssRowling: my back ssstabbing colleaguesss betray me!Rowling: jussst like sssomeone elsse who wass sstabbed in the backKing:Koontz:Barker:Poe:Lovecraft:Rowling: you know who i'm talking aboutLovecraft: tell me morePoe: howard no

Rowling: i'm thinking of a whole country that got sstabbed in the backLovecraft: by who?Rowling:Rowling: uhRowling: bankersssKing: you mean goblin bankers?Rowling: noRowling: actuallyRowling: yess