Midnight Pals: Creepshow (Patreon)

Stephen King: george i hear you're gonna direct my creepshow movie George Romero: yup King: do you think King: do you think i could be in it? Romero: King: see, i've always wanted to be on the screen Romero:

Romero: have you ever acted before? King: as a matter of fact King: i was a cemetery watchman in sleepwalkers and i was the guy who got called an asshole by an atm machine in maximum overdrive Romero: oh wow those were classic performances Romero: you're in!

Romero: ok steve i've got the perfect role in creepshow for you King: yeah? Romero: yeah i'm going to cast you as the dumb hillbilly King: Romero: just the dumbest goddamn hillbilly you've ever seen King: Romero: so stupid

Romero: ok so in this scene, i want you to imagine that you're just an absolute moron of a backwoods yokel King: ok sure i can do that Romero: ACTION! King: [thumbing overall suspenders] ahyuck ahyuck Romero: no no no no cut Romero: steve i really need to see some more stupid in this performance

King: right right be real stupid, i got it Romero: alright let's try again Romero: and ACTION! King: [crossing eyes, mouth hanging open] duhhhhh duhhh ahyuck duhhh Romero: no no no Romero: dumber, steve, i need dumber! Romero: throw in some more "hyucks" too Romero: the "ahyucks" are good

King: golly gee whillickers ahyuck lookit that thar golldang meteor it must come outta th' sky ah bet some big city perfessor would pay fer that! i could get me a new hog with that kinda money ahyuck Romero: no no no there's still something missing King: i'm ahyucking as hard as i can, george!

King: hey can you put my boy joe in your movie too? Romero: i dunno King: my boy joe is the best! he's as good as gold King: c'mon joe show him Joe Hill: dad King: don't be so modest joe he'll love you as much as i do Hill: dad, stop, you're embarrassing me

Romero: well we do have a role available Romero: joe do you want to play the kid who gets supernatural revenge on his shitty father Hill: Hill: i could do that King: that's the spirit! King: see, george, i told you he was perfect! King: a real young lawrence olivier, this one! Hill: dad, stop