Midnight Pals: Red Peak (Patreon)

Craig DiLouie: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the children of red peakGuillermo del Toro: ah! you meanDiLouie: noDiLouie: no i don't meanDiLouie: people keep making that mistake but i don't mean

DiLouie: this is a story about three survivors of a childhood cult experienceDiLouie: now you wouldn't expect this, but the cult started out pretty okay at firstDiLouie: you know, growing vegetables, singing Michael Row the Boat ashoreDiLouie: nothing that would lead you to believe it would go bad

DiLouie: now one of these cult survivors grew up to be a musicianKing: oh! you know i'm something of a musician myselfBarker: oh god here it comesKing: maybe you've heard of theBarker: stopKing: rock bottomBarker: stopKing: remainCLIVE CAN YOU NOT FOR JUST FIVE SECONDS

DiLouie: the musician in my book started out doing black metal thrash coreDiLouie: but he eventually switched to dark vibe puke waveDiLouie: anyway what kind of music do the rock bottom remainders do?King: umKing: we doKing: we do umKing: covers mostly

King: but don't let that fool youKing: we're still pretty coolDiLouie:King: okay, admittedly, we're not dr. demento coolKing: but we are FUMP coolDiLouie:

King: but we COULD do dark vibe puck waveDiLouie: puke waveKing: yeah yeah we could do thatBarker: don't make promises you can't keep steve

King: no no we could totally do dark vibe puke waveKing: if i knew what it wasKing: todd whats dark vibe puke waveTodd Keisling: its kind of like if you took trauma dump witch house and crossed it with mumble shit blood punkKeisling: there's some spider brothel influence as well

King: ok i'm going to retool the rock bottom remainders to do dank hot park waveKeisling: are you doing dark vibe puke wave east coast or dark vibe punk wave west coast?King: uhhhhKing: west coast?Keisling: dark vibe puke wave west coast pre-reconciliation or dark vibe punk wave west coast post-reconciliation?

King: dark vibe puke wave west coast pre-reconciliationKeisling: dark vibe puke wave west coast pre-reconciliation lite or dark wive punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic?King: dark vibe punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classicKeisling: dark vibe puke wave west coast pre-reconciliation classic ultra or dark vibe punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic mega?

King: dark wive punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic megaKeisling: dark wive punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic mega (worm sound) or dark wive punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic mega (no worm sound)King: dark wive punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic mega (worm sound)Keisling: pfftKeisling: poser

Nyx Fears: [incoherent screaming]King: hey you're pretty good at that cacophonous musicKing: would you consider joining the rock bottom remainders?Fears: no way man! I'll never sell out!Fears: i only play new scream shit gore chunks vomit prolapsed anus thrash death massive internal bleeding head wound rat turd manslaughter murder wave