Midnight Pals: Dinosaurs (Patreon)

Dean Koontz: you know what you guys? King: now dean you know you've got to say the words Poe: oh it's dean, steve Poe: let him have this King: saying the words is part of the fun, edgar King: besides he's got to learn sometime

Koontz: you know what guys? Koontz: you know if i had to write a story set in any decade Koontz: you know what decade I would set it in? Lovecraft: The 30s? King: The 50s? Grady Hendrix [doing a sick skateboard flip]: The 90s?

Koontz: nope! you're all wrong! Koontz: I would set it a million billion years ago! King: what?? Koontz: in dinosaur times!! Koontz: cuz dinosaurs are real coooOOooooOOoool

Koontz: that's right! bet ya none of you thought of that! King: what?!? King: young man, you can't just set a story in dinosaur times! Poe: now now steve Poe: there's nothing in the rule book that says dean can't set a story in dinosaur times

Koontz: they're real big! they're real tough! Koontz: i can play with them real rough! Koontz: [waving around action figure] rar! Koontz: scared ya, didn't I? King: oh boy you sure did! King: i'm just shaking! Barker: King: clive King: clive be nice Barker:

Michael Crichton: I'll do you one better, dean Crichton: what if there was a story about dinosaurs existing in the present day? Koontz: WHOAAA!! Koontz: you mean dinotopia?!? Crichton: no Crichton: not dinotopia

Crichton: i'm talking about a story where there's a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques Crichton: i call it Crichton: Billy and the cloneasaurus Stephen Kozeniewski: oh you have got to be kidding sir!!