Midnight Pals: A Game in Yellow (Patreon)

Hailey Piper: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the game in yellowPiper: what if there was a book that, if you read it, it made you go insanePiper: but also it made you super hornyPiper: would you take that chance?Barker: i don't know why you're even asking lol

Piper: look, has it ever happened that you find you've exhausted all the pleasures of this worldPiper: and you're just desperate for some new thrillPiper: some dangerous new precipice of pleasureBarker: oh yeah i hate when that happens

Piper: well, luckily, i happen to have such a thing right herePiper: it's a little play called the king in yellowLovecraft: wait a secondLovecraft: i know this play!Piper: that's right

Lovecraft: everyone! don't read it!Lovecraft: just looking at Act I is enough to nearly drive you mad!Piper: well, that's a reliefPiper: cuz what i have here is actually Act IILovecraft: what?!?Lovecraft: that's even worse!!

Lovecraft: [sweats] don't read it!Lovecraft: it makes you go crazy if you look at it!Poe: you say that about everything, howardPoe: you say this about ItaliansAugust Derleth: that's a half truth!Derleth: in real life, howard was actually NOT racist against Italians!Derleth: how about you all read Deep Cuts in a Lovecraftian Vein for once

Edward Lee: hey babyPiper:Lee: you know i'm a pretty big wheel down at the campfirePiper:Lee: yup yup i really pull some weight in the world of whatever it is i doPiper: wow that's really uh neat, i guess

Lee: yup yup yupLee: oops i just dropped my monster condom for my magnum dongPiper:Piper: hey would you like to read this book

Lee: totally baby i'd love to read your bookLee: whatever floats your boatBarker: you're bombing out EdLee: SHUT UP, I AM NOTLee: STOP CROWDING ME, I'M WORKING AN ANGLE

Piper: that's rightPiper: hey do me a favorPiper: could you read a couple passages for meLee: hey whatever gets you going baby

Lee: ha ha no sweatLovecraft: Edward! don't read that book!Lee: bro you're horning in on my game here

Lee: [reading] " Welcome to the land that's way under, down under"Lee: "The sky's always yellow in rain or shine"Lee: "Down in carcosa, come to carcosa"Lee: [nose bleeding] oh man this is giving me a headache

Poe: ed maybe you should take a breakLee: no way broLee: i'm not letting some book push me aroundLee: what would people say?Lee: "oh man you hear about that Edward lee? couldn't even read a book"Lee: i won't have people saying that, bro! I won't have it!!Lee: I WILL READ THIS BOOK INTO SUBMISSION!

Lee: ain't no book that can defeat me!Lee: YEAH BRO HA HA YEAHLee: [holding up hand to Lovecraft for high five]Lovecraft:Lee: don't leave me hanging broLovecraft: iLovecraft: i don't know what you're asking for

Lee: [reading]: "Along the shore the cloud waves break"Lee: "The twin suns sink behind THE THRILL OF THE HUNT THE SMELL OF THE SHUNT"Cynthia Pelayo: GODFUCKINGDAMNITPiper: ah ha haPiper: undefeated!