Midnight Pals: Oates' Revenge (Patreon)

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of theElon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy Stephano kingKing: oh criminyKing: this againKing: is there no one who will rid me of this vexing trillionaireJoyce Carol Oates:

Oates: they should abolish same height marriageOates: temperature is just a theoryOates: less cheese on thingsMusk: eyyy she posta da crazy talk!Musk: she no a great poster lika meMusk: da long cat issa long!

Musk: whatsa dat?Oates: nothing, nothingOates: i'm just a harmless old womanOates: just an itinerant blind masseuseOates: [hand on shikomi-zue] pay no attention to me

Musk: eyyyy dissa crazy old woman, she no threat to meMusk: i no scared offa turning my back on dissa itinerant blind masseuseGrok: are you sure that's wise, my lord?Musk: you thinka an old woman issa threat to me!?Musk: mama mia!! Grok issa gone woke!

Oates: don't worry about meOates: i'm no threatOates: i mean just look at my fucked up footOates: would a dangerous woman have a fucked up foot like that

Oates: [extinguishes candles with a sword flick]Oates: so curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciatesMusk: datsa not true!Musk: i sleepa in a racecar, do you?

Oates: [slides shimkomi-zoe between ribs] you seem totally uneducated, uncultredOates: [yanks upward] the poorest person on twitter may have more beauty & meaning in life than the most wealthy person in the worldMary Shelley: holy shitShelley: brutal

[in real life]Musk: mama mia grok dat was a crazy simulation where i faca one (1) consequence for my action!Musk: now i offa to count my trillion dollars anna not think about da 600,000 USAID deaths i causa with dogeMusk: grok, how mucha do the little people lova meGrok: so much, my liegeMusk: mama mia!